Duing the 1960's and 70's, the New Orleans Saints Football team had literally one player. Archie Manning played all offensive and defensive positions for the Saints, even having to block for and snap to himself. Over two decades he played an inpressive 500 games and three Superbowls. After his retirement, Cajun scientists attempted to clone Manning in order to field an entire team of Mannings. They toiled long and hard at their experiments.....
Archie Manning gave birth to Peyton in 1867. He is acutally Jesus in football human form.
At any given moment, Peyton is on at least 3 TV channels endorsing many fine products. Manning's endorsements account for 25% of US GDP. Peyton endorses the following products:
- Dr. Manning's Magical Cure all Elixer
- Bob's House of Coffins
- Chico's Bail Bonds
- Summer's Eve Feminine Wash
- The Govenment of Angola
- Hartman and Hartman Advertising Firm