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Peter Pace
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And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.


Peter Pace
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Retired General Peter Pace, USMC


Male
November 5, 1945
Rank Retired General
Allegiance USMC
Spouse The GREATEST President, ever!
Super Powers
Fun Fact

Peter Pace (born November 5, 1945) was the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the first U.S. Marine appointed to this position. In this capacity he served as America's highest ranking military officer below the President. He served with honor and distinction... until he totally queered the deal on a war with Iran. Ever since then, this four-star general has been — and, since these things apply retroactively, always was — a phony soldier. Nice going, Pete.

Other awards Edit

In terms of precision, distinguishishness and honor, Pace was perhaps debatably the most precitingushrable of them all. In 2006, the Congressional Medal of Honor Society awarded Pace with the Society's Patriot Award, which is presented annually to a "distinguished Republican who has exemplified the ideals that make this country pretty f*cking intolerable." God Bless America!

Quote open clear3 (leadership of Mr. Rumsfeld) "He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him is best for our country" Quote close clear2
~Pace
On, apparently, how much the good lord truly loves us..


Quote open clear3 That does not translate that the Iranian government per se, for sure, is directly involved in doing this. Quote close clear2
~Pace
...what a pussy.


RetirementEdit

In June, 2007, General Pace decided to spend more time with his family and retired as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

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