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Peter Keisler was the former Assistant Attorney General who oversaw the Bush administration's lengthy legal fight over the rights of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

He announced his retirement and disappeared into the mists.

Keisler was nominated by The Greatest President Ever for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit, but the Senate did not acted on the nomination before Peter cut and ran from his duties to his President.

Keisler officially resigns Sept. 21. The department said Keisler has no immediate plans other than to spend time with his family.

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