Don't make your son hate you hate you hate you Mr. Hogan.

Outdoor pool

Just look at that shabby tile work.

Peter "Petey" Hogan is a special young man.

Stephen Colbert met the adorable nine year old on the weekend prior to the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday.

Sadly, fate has dealt Petey a cruel blow. You see, his father was the contractor building Stephen's swimming pool, or was, until he installed the tiles incorrectly. So Stephen has been forced to sue him for all he's worth.

Now Peter may never go to college or amount to anything, unless his dad throws in the hot tub for free.


  • Loves the Yankees
  • Has a smile as big as all outdoors

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