Pete McClosky
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.
Pete McClosky
was a United States Representative
for the state of Cauliflower, but has since "retired".

Former American Pete McClosky, who represented Cauliflower from 1967-1982, had the temerity to quit America's Party!

But instead of becoming a Mini-Me Republican or calling himself an Independent, Pete defected and became a commie!

The bastard!

We Should Have KnownEdit

When he was in congress, Mr. McClosky authored the Endangered Species Act! What an asshole!

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