Similar to a credit score, the Personal Terror Rating (PTR) is a number that designates whether you are a threat to America.
How The PTR Is CalculatedEdit
- number of one-way trips
- airline seating/dining preferences
- number of hours you watch non-FOX TV
- how you vote, Democratic or American
- where you go to church
- if you support the War on Terror vs. how many people you know in the military
- Your choice in Bourbon.
- if you've ever left America (Military Exempted).