Similar to a credit score, the Personal Terror Rating (PTR) is a number that designates whether you are a threat to America.

How The PTR Is CalculatedEdit

  • number of one-way trips
  • airline seating/dining preferences
  • number of hours you watch non-FOX TV
  • how you vote, Democratic or American
  • where you go to church
  • if you support the War on Terror vs. how many people you know in the military
  • Your choice in Bourbon.
  • if you've ever left America (Military Exempted).

"Personal Terror Rating"
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