God Touching Adam
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What people will do to Christians because of their stupid* beliefs. They hate people that acknowledge that the universe doesn't always fit into little brown boxes that can be stored under the bed. As Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian) said, "It's my job as a Christian to marginalize peoples beliefs and scream persecution when they rudely return the favor."

Jesus said in Matthew 5:10-12 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Liberals such as Jon Stewart and Russ Lieber don't know that when they persecute Stephen, their actually blessing him. Suckers! :P


What would Jesus do?

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