Permanent Belief Tattoo
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

Rudy's Permanent Belief Tattoo

Removing tattoos has become as easy as changing one's beliefs in America's Brave New Permissive Society. But, America's Newsman, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, has found a way to combat the flip-floppy of integrity: the Permanent Belief Tattoo

When one holds a strong belief, one gets that belief tattooed on one's body permanently. With that reminder always and forever on one's person, it is unlikely one will alter that belief.

Thus making America strong again.

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