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Don't be too mean,
Perez Hilton
is a registered Pussy.
Perez Hilton,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Perez Hilton
is all Girlieman.
Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Perez Hilton-nejad is a terrorist.
Al Franken
Perez Hilton has earned

America's pre-eminent attention whore, Perez Hilton has no redeeming qualities or life purpose besides watching and listening to himself. Perez Hilton is the arch rival of Rush Limbaugh. He is different from Rush because he is gay, he is a liberal, a democrat, and is obsessed with Hollywood. He thinks gays should be able to get married and therefore is a threat to American family values. This also indicates his love of Bears and association with Bearism. He stole the crown from Miss California because she is a Republican who is against gay marriage. Luckily the former governess Sarah Palin supports her. Perez Hilton is famous for his celebrity blog that talks about Hollywood all the time. It is often read by communists and they believe in what he writes on the blog.


  • Donald Trump might be scared of him
  • Is the reason why Lady GaGa has a career
  • He is Gay and weights 8,000 pounds and often causes earthquakes in Los Angeles which as a result wakes up Britney Spears but did cause Proposition 8 to be passed.
  • He is named after Paris Hilton but is in no way related to the Hiltons.
  • Has several pet Bears.
  • He can not swim like Michael Phelps, he will just sink given his weight.
  • He might be the Colbear.
  • He thinks he is God.

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