Penis Envy
is evil and impure.
The Baby Satan and The Baby Muhammed feed on this stuff!


The Strap On (or non-truthy penis)
Unhappy with a lack of penis, Lesbians use this non Baby Jesus approved maritial aid to simulate real and gratifying American sex.

Penis Envy PEE-nis en-VEE (adj. or v.) Origin: Sigmund Freud circa 1900

  1. Wanting a Penis when you don't have one.
  2. Seeing a bigger penis and wishing yours was as big.
  3. What all Dykes suffer from.

Poster ChildEdit

Chastity Bono

See AlsoEdit

"Penis Envy"
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