Penguin parties

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Penguin parties
started out as a good idea
but has descended into a HORRIBLE, SHAMEFUL MESS
It desperately needs someone who understands truthiness to edit it.

Formal parties thrown by penguins.

Tuxedos Edit

Many scientists believe that the tuxedo was invented in response to prehistoric man's desire to be more like the penguin.

Food Edit

Most of the time penguins at penguin parties eat E. Coli, a beneficial form of meatobacteria, found mostly in tasty ground beef and poo.

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