Peggy Noonan

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Peggy Noonan
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Peggy Noonan
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Peggy Noonan
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

Peggy Noonan is a former speechwriter for Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, and former Great American. Why a former Great American? Because, in the 11th hour of the 2008 election, she inexplicably bit the Republican teat that had suckled her for decades and endorsed Barack Hussein Obama.

Et tu, Peggy?Edit

Why, Peggy, why? Why do you now insist on thinking with your head, after a long career of listening only to the gut? Your "Morning in America" speech warmed the heart, even as traitorous liberal brains insisted that Reagan was ignoring AIDS and putting America into hopeless debt. Your "1,000 Points of Light" and "Kindler, Gentler America" speeches made us feel all fuzzy inside, making us comfortable enough to ignore that our government was giving funding to terrorists. And who could forget your classic "Bush Good, Fire Bad" speech? Without you, truthiness might well not exist! Why now do you sell us out to the Factonistas?

Peggy Noonan
is too drunk to drive herself home...
she must be Irish.

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