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Pee Wee Herman has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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"Pee Wee Herman"
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Michael
Pee Wee Herman,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Pee Wee Herman
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Pee Wee

Pee Wee is spelled C-H-I-L-D-R-A-P-E!

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Go ahead and SCREAM your head off! WE'RE MILES FROM WHERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU!!!
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~ Pee Wee Herman



Pee Wee Herman is a homosexual sent to America by Satan and Hillary Clinton.

He encouraged supporting America's enemies and liberalism.

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Pee Wee Herman in his gay movie

He is also a known bearist. In 1961, Pee Wee joined the hippie movement. He smoked a lot of cannabis(weed) and listened to horrible bands like The Grateful Dead. When the hippie craze ended, he attempted comedy. He was booed out of many comedy clubs, and was even refused by Saturday Night Live. Eventually he created Pee Wee's Playhouse in attempt to gain a juvenile audience since he sucked at everything else(same thing happened to Steve Burns, you know, that guy off of Blue's Clues). During the shows, he used lame jokes that would make Kramer's racist rant enjoyable(not that we condone it). The ratings were terrible so they used mind control over the television rays; their ratings skyrocketed. It got so bad that they even made a movie with Pee Wee. However, in a move that set the civil rights movement back 50 years Pee-Wee refused to include Cowboy Curtis (the black cowboy, portrayed by a valiant Laurence Fishburne) in his blockbuster movie. When Stephen heard of this, he was outraged and got the army and navy to arrest Pee Wee. Pee Wee was charged with being gay, racisit and brainwashing America's children. He is currently serving 100 life sentences.

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