Paulina Porizkova
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Paulina Porizkova
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
Paulina Porizkova
is a "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!


Paulina Porizkova is the Czech-born supermodel wife of Colmando Ric Ocasek.

On March 27, 2007, she was voted off of ABC's Dancing with the Stars at the behest of dirty hippie Todd Rundgren. No wonder their revolution failed.

Paulina was Stephen's guest on the April 18, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report. She currently holds the title of Stephen's Hottest Guest.

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To be beautiful and fight crime is not an easy thing.
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~ Paulina Porizkova, April 18, 2007


  • Thinks Stephen is her kind of guy and is "so hot" that if she wasn't happily married... well, you get the picture.


  • A Model Summer
Paulina Porizkova
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!


Personally told Stephen, "Stephen, you are so hot."

Apparently she received a call from Stephen Hawking a couple of days before her appearance on The Report. The call was actually from Stephen Colbert himself, who called to talk to Paulina during the April 16 2007 show, got voice mail, and in a panic, pretended to be Stephen Hawking calling to tell her about "atoms and outer space."

Stephen confirmed he has a cold.


had to be notarized to be a supermodel

as an author she is young and hot, as a supermodel she is hideous

Stephen Colbert is an arbiter of American taste; she still has it

she is a big Colbert fan, as is Colbert; they have so much in common and Ric understands

as a supermodel she is totally psyched that Stephen Hawking called her to talk about atoms and the universe

has Charlotte Rampling jaw

wore a red lacy bra

skinny models are precious because a stiff wind could blow them into oblivion

she thinks it would "revolutionize the industry" if no one under 30 was allowed to be a model

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