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Paul Wolfowitz
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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Yer doin' a heckuva job,
Wolfie!
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Wolfy

George W. Bush is such a sucker. It worked out for me though: I'm Head of the World Bank now! Thanks, Georgie.

Paul Wolfowitz (born in first century Judea) is the Greatest Deputy Defense Secretary Ever and the Greatest Head of The World Bank Ever. Paul loves the American people - and freedom! Paul loves you, the heroes. But most of all, Paul loves the ladies.

Paul makes the best American Pie. He and Henry Kissinger have weekly bake-offs (and monthly backyard camp-outs). Paul says God Bless America - and no place else! While he's got his praying cap on, Paul also says, "May God not bankrupt America and inadvertantly bless China, too."

The Greatest Work Wife Ever will appoint Mr. Wolfowitz a job in her State Department.

Paul Freedom Factoids Edit

FrauFarbissina

Paul got his girlfriend a job at the bank as a pilates instructor at $3 million a week!

  • Paul says to himself, "That poor dumb Bush kid is gonna be hurting come '08, but not me. I'm ininskable! No one can shake the Wolfie mojo!! Mwahhahahaha!!!"
  • Prefers not to be called a Neocon. He's a lover, not a fighter
  • Believes that certain principles are worth dying for, as long as someone else does the dying.
  • Paul has the moral conviction to tell struggling nations that they will simply have to put their starving people's needs second to their need to pay back international loans. After all, Paul's got to take his lady out tonight, and you don't hear him complaining.
Quote open clear3 The only Jew who can't run a bank. Quote close clear2
~Bill Maher


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  • World Bank Resignation - he's not a quitter, and there's no hurry, he has other interests of freedom to pursue.
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