|Profiles in Conservativism|
|George H. W. Bush|
Paul Wolfowitz (born in first century Judea) is the Greatest Deputy Defense Secretary Ever and the Greatest Head of The World Bank Ever. Paul loves the American people - and freedom! Paul loves you, the heroes. But most of all, Paul loves the ladies.
Paul makes the best American Pie. He and Henry Kissinger have weekly bake-offs (and monthly backyard camp-outs). Paul says God Bless America - and no place else! While he's got his praying cap on, Paul also says, "May God not bankrupt America and inadvertantly bless China, too."
Paul Freedom Factoids Edit
- Paul is a Jew for Jesus
- Paul isn't a big fan of the free market or wars.
- Paul says to himself, "That poor dumb Bush kid is gonna be hurting come '08, but not me. I'm ininskable! No one can shake the Wolfie mojo!! Mwahhahahaha!!!"
- Prefers not to be called a Neocon. He's a lover, not a fighter
- He is tired of Michael Moore stalking him. No means no, Mike.
- Believes that certain principles are worth dying for, as long as someone else does the dying.
- Paul has the moral conviction to tell struggling nations that they will simply have to put their starving people's needs second to their need to pay back international loans. After all, Paul's got to take his lady out tonight, and you don't hear him complaining.
|The only Jew who can't run a bank.|
- Deputy Defense Secretary
- World Bank
- International Security Advisory Board, which advises The Greatest State Department Ever on issues related to arms
- World Bank Resignation - he's not a quitter, and there's no hurry, he has other interests of freedom to pursue.