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Paul Gillmor
was a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 5th" district of the state of Ohio


Mr. Gillmor

Paul Gillmor - is a representative from the 5th congressional district of Ohio.

He was found dead in his apartment on September 5, 2007. Police are investigating, but it is likely he had a heart attack.

A spokesman for the RNC released a statement regarding Representative Gillmor's death:

"Mr. Paul Gillmor died this morning. We would like to emphasize that there were no hookers (female or otherwise) involved, and--this is very important--he was in his own apartment, not a public bathroom. Mr. Gillmor will not be stepping down until a sufficiently Republican successor can be installed."

Gillmor's staff rolled the congressman to the hill to resume his work on behalf of certain people of the state of Ohio.

The political tabloid The Hill broke the story, with Dennis Kucinich's daughter, Jackie getting the jump on everyone.

Police have told that Kucinich is not a suspect at this time, but has been asked not to leave the Washington area until further notice.

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