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Patrick Syring
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Patrick Syring is an American diplomat with over 25 years of service to Our Lord and Savior our nation.

Mr. Syring retired in August 2007 to spend more time with his family after someone tapped his phone and made it look like he said bad things about liberal hate-monger Arab terrorist Democrat James Zogby, the president and founder of the Arab American Institute[1].

Mr. Syring's last job was working in Human Resources for the State Department.

Speaks To EverymanEdit

Mr. Syring speaks fascist fluently. He lived in Lebanon in the early 90s as a member of the US State Department.

Quotations From the indictment returned August 15, 2007:

  • The only good Lebanese is a dead Lebanese. The only good Arab is a dead Arab. Long live the IDF (Israel Defense Forces).
  • I think James Zogby is worse than Osama bin Laden. Since he supports Hezballah, he's an anti-Semitic motherfucker, and the only good Arab is a dead Arab.
  • You wicked evil Hezbollah-supporting Arabs should burn in the fires of hell for eternity and beyond. The United States would be safer without you. God Bless the State of Israel. God Bless America. Sincerely, Patrick in Arlington, VA.
  • Praise for the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) for "bombing Lebanon back to the stone age where it belongs. Arabs are dogs."
  • Fuck the Arabs and Fuck James Zogby and his wicked Hizbollah brothers. They will burn in hellfire on this earth and in the hereafter.
  • You are a fucking anti-Semitic Arab-American stooge who sympathizes with Hezballah (sic) terror.

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