Patrick Murphy
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 8th" district of the state of Pennsylvania

Patrick Murphy - is a representative from the 8th congressional district of Pennsylvania.

April 17, 2008 NailingEdit


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    • only member of congress to have served in Iraq
    • since he's back, we must have won!
  • Captain 82nd Airborne Division
    • endorsing Barack Hussein Obama
  • he is more like Hillary Clinton
    • volunteered to go to war
    • she volunteered to send him there

The WarEdit

  • The Surge is working
  • he says Iraqis are not
  • Baghdad is hot
    • population: 1.5 million
  • believes in a phased redeployment
TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Patrick Murphy gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Patrick Murphy by unloading your gut onto this page.

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