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Patrick McHenry, the Republican Representative for Lesser Carolina's 10th Congressional District is the 31-year-old "baby" of the House of Representatives. Mark Foley would have loved to "show him the ropes," but alas...
McHenry's hands were filled with the four young male aides who used his address on their voter registration. Especially, Tennessee law student, Michael Aaron Lay who may have committed voter fraud, but at least it wasn't gay voter fraud.
As a virile example of Republican masculinity, Patty most likely has many wives--in addition to the one in his basement.
He is bound to have hundreds of children (that he doesn't know of).
Things Patty McHank SupportsEdit
No one supports America's troops more than Representative McHenry. In fact those four robust men who lived at his house, were more than likely soldiers, or, at the very least "two-bit security guards".
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Patrick McHenry clearly understands the plight of America's citizens with gastrointestinal issues, feeling the need to remind us of his own physical ailments at the thought of John McCain for President.
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Things That Patty McHank OpposesEdit
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