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Paris, under the guise of "The City of Love," is actually the Center of Hell.
it is considered a capital crime for anyone in Paris to bathe.
- The Arc di Triomphe: It's a big arch by the river Seine. Not sure why it's there, as no one remembers if the French ever triumphed over anything.
- The Eiffel Tower: Big freakin' oil derrick in the middle of Paris. Yet we never see any oil...
- The Statue of Liberty: A miniturization of OUR monument in the River Seine. Not cool, France, not cool.