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"Parents' Television Council"
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Parents' Television Council motto

The Parents' Television Council (PTC) protects America's most vulnerable snowflakes through the surgical application of traditional American values such as:

  • self-righteous indignation
  • contextual blindness
  • volume

These values are made to put pressure on Hollywood producers to clean up the filth they spew onto corporate America's airwaves with letter-writing campaigns and other old fashioned democracy-participating tactics like lobbying or buying congressman and judges.


The PTC is constantly looking for ways to spend the millions they receive in donations and other sources to mold television back into the Christian-based medium our founding fathers originally intended.

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