Parents (family members)
- pronunciation: PAY- rents
Parents are the old, but not oldest, parts of The American Family. They are the ones who care for the children. The children usually fail to appreciate this.
As ordained by God and the Holy Bible, Parents must always and can only ever be one Father and one Mother, a man and a woman, respectively. No gays allowed.
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