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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of

Paranoia is a proactive state of mind in which an individual has clearly decided they're not going to set back and let themselves get invaded by the japs, mexicans, germans, or terrorists. This person has made a wise decision of not allowing "them" to take his god-d*mn guns and freedoms away. He or she has woken up from the deep sleep that infects each of us in this liberal society on the brink of a free-for-all; a country that is sadly losing its balls day by day.


As a person viewing this page, it is assumed that you are suffering from paranoia and have undoubtedly figured out that there are many symptoms all of which you have currently (or will have eventually)


And, since you are paranoid, you also know that the only treatment is to destroy the person/government agency responsible for giving it to you.

Good luck.

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