The newest leap in election technology, these voting machines were thrust upon us by thrifty tree huggers concerned with the huge impact elections have on indigenous forest populations. Finally, the environmentalists get something right. Bravo tree huggers, voters everywhere have taken up this cause and soon, the scotch broom, used to produce the majority of ballots, will be blooming in increased numbers again.
A Glorious Manufacturer of Paperless Voting Machines. Diebold's machines have been crafted in perfection so that every vote tallied is corrected, i.e. changed to a Republican vote. Bravo Diebold, Bravo.