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Pages are special Congressional assistants who throw themselves on unsuspecting Republican Congressmen.
According to the America-loving journalists at FOX, pages are sexual predators looking out for lonely, overworked Republican Congressmen living far from home just so they can take advantage of their forgiving and helpful natures.
The 2006-07 Page Uniform CollectionEdit