|People Who Are in Cults|
Paganism is a false religion of the ancient hippies. They liked to worship other deities than God and get naked under full moons. Most were burned at the stake for their obvious heresy, but apparently Paganism is starting to make a comeback.
Wicca is a hilarious cult founded by Gerald Gardner around the 1940's. It's practitioners are more often than not fat hairy lesbians who are less than pleased if you point out that not only did Gardner's own wife never join but he never cured his own asthma.