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|Short video starring the Patch with Matt Lauer.|
The largest and greatest man-made flotation device ever! The Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch (POGaPa) is purported to be twice the size of Texas and trapped by swirling ocean currents between California and Hawaii. It is one of five gyres in America's Planet's oceans.
- The Hawaiian Superferry
Nevertheless, no matter its real size, the Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch battles the Hawaiian Superferry in a continuing wrestling match of biblical proportions!
- Debris Island
After God sent an earthquake and tsunami to the heathens of Japanistan to try and convert them to The One True Religion, an island of debris the size of Godzilla (and whose tentacles are undoubtedly nucular) is now on its way to America.
And only POGaPa can stop it!
- Atlantic Ocean
What's Contained In The Island of Irradiated MisfitsEdit
- millions of Hello Kitty vibrators