PZ Myers studies science-related stuff,
guaranteeing him a one-way ticket straight to hell.
Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-PZ Myers-nejad is a terrorist.

Professor Myers standing next to his golden idol

Professor Myers, or PZ to his followers is a teacher of occultism in the border state of Minnesota. It is here where he traps dozens perhaps more dozens of impressionable young Americans into his way of thinking.

He is a sad little fat man who hates life and has no sense of self preservation or common sense.

For example if I was to tell you there was a bear on your front steps chances are you wouldn't believe me but you wouldn't get naked drape yourself in slabs of raw meat and walk out the front door while blind folded either now would you?

Myers on the other had is such an arrogant bastard he would.

It seems he also has fans[1]

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Tell 'Professor' P Z Myers: This 'Yid' will get her 'pound of flesh': he'll know what I mean. (Becky, aged 12)

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