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The PATRIOT missile system in action. Wherever the warhead falls will be positively contaminated with liberty.

The PATRIOT missile is an instrument of war and freedom--the two hallmark Republican values. Every PATRIOT missile carries democracy and American-style virtue in its explosive, freedom-spreading tip. It should come as no surprise that during Operation Iraqi Freedom, PATRIOT missiles were used extensively to support the shock and awe campaign and spread the glad tidings of liberation among the people of Iraq

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