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"Outraginess"
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"Outraginess" is a spectacle similar to the emotion "outrage" but distinguished by its higher production values.

Pre-productionEdit

To properly prepare for an Outraginess event, one must assemble the proper crew, performers and props.

  1. the "Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!" guy (or his Mexican counterpart the "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" guy
  2. army of Christian sign-carriers
  3. a forest of signs sporting Glorious Slogans and Cliches
  4. dozens of marching bands, must be able to spell out entire issue while playing "We're not Gonna Take It!"
  5. television cameras, lots and lots of them, like for Monday Night Football
  6. vocal conditioning for the parade of mourning ancient Italian or Jewish grandmothers
  7. Talk radio callers and personalities have memorized their scripts and phone lines unblocked.
  8. hundreds of pounds of "fireworks"
  9. one million doves
  10. that crying kid from Jesus Camp

If any of these cast members are not available, a substitute is acceptable.

The Spectacle ItselfEdit

The spectacle of outraginess must far exceed what any reasonable person would expect from whatever perceived (or imagined) slight may have precipitated it.

The spectacle must last as long if not longer than any religious observance, such as Hanukkah, Ramadan or The War On Christmas.


Outraginess Spectacles in HistoryEdit

  • Liberals on December 12, 2000
  • Liberals after Katrina


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