Oscar, The Cat

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Oscar, The Cat
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Oscar stalking his next meal

Oscar, is a cat who lives in an old folks home in Rhode Island.

He gained notoriety in July 2007 when the staff at the home started to notice that Oscar would visit patients just before they died.

Some people claimed that Oscar was helping the elder-Americans ease into death, but Dr. Colbert recognized that the cat was nothing more than an abomination because he wasn't helping the old farts die in peace, he was actually euthanizing them!Episode #292

Oscar is nothing more than a Satanic Garfield that, rather than eating lasagna, eats souls!

Oscar, Dr. Colbert wants you to know: you aren't God; God doesn't poop in a box.

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