Osama bin Laden Girl
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.

Osama bin Laden Girl,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Osama bin Laden Girl, or "Obama Girl" as some people call her, is the top ho in Barack Hussein Obama's harem. This hope harpy helped spread Obama's sinister message of change, mostly by wiggling around in short shorts on the internets.

Her wicked smoking hotness (though not in the same league as Ann Coulter) is a threat to America, leading America's youth down the naughty path of touching themselves and voting Democrat.

She is currently the darling of the liberal media, with pundit after pundit salivating at the chance to give her a good nailing. Bill O'Reilly recently interviewed her and politely reminded her that her success is entirely due is to him, and that she probably owes him money. (Of course, he would probably accept, um... other kinds of payment.)


  • She's hiding something from us; after all, "Obama Girl" isn't even her real name!

See AlsoEdit

Osama bin Laden Girl
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Osama bin Laden Girl to the authorities.
Osama bin Laden Girl
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

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