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ornithology (sci.)

1. ornithology is the study of birds.

a. as a branch of the zoological sciences, it is dangerously close to Darwinism.

2. ornithologists who study penguins helped convince Americans in the rightiness of Intelligent Design theory.

a. perhaps ornithologists not all bound for hell like most scientists.

3. ornithologists were also responsible for naming the eagle Stephen Jr. after Stephen Colbert.

a. ornithologists are smart, sexy, wonderful people, beloved by God, The President, and all true Americans.

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