Orlando Bloom

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Orlando Bloom
is important enough for FOX to call "news".
Fox Urinates, You Believe.

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Orlando Bloom
is all Girlieman.
Gallo AG8278

The picture speaks for itself.

Starring in such films as The Pirates of the Caribean and Troy, he is commonly blamed for the major pussification of the United States of America. Unfortunately a flamboyant gay, he can be seen stealing the hearts of many desperate girls between the ages of 7 and 12.

Thankfully, Stephen has no association with him. In fact, The Lord of the Rings films were filmed in New Zealand specifically on Stephen's request

And what Stephen wants, Stephen gets.

Common MisconceptionEdit

Many believe that Orlando Bloom played Legolas in the Lord of the Rings films. This belief is quite wrong. Legolas was actually played by none other than Stephen Colbert. Orlando Bloom was originally cast for the role, but got a papercut on set and quit. Luckily for Tolkien and all of consumer America, Stephen was there to step up to the plate and amaze us once more.

Political AlignmentEdit

Unremarkably, Orlando is a known Log Cabin Republican. Believing in not only orthodox Republican ideals, Log Cabin Republicans like Orlando also are heavy supporters of Gay Rights and Gay Pride.

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