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Starring in such films as The Pirates of the Caribean and Troy, he is commonly blamed for the major pussification of the United States of America. Unfortunately a flamboyant gay, he can be seen stealing the hearts of many desperate girls between the ages of 7 and 12.
Many believe that Orlando Bloom played Legolas in the Lord of the Rings films. This belief is quite wrong. Legolas was actually played by none other than Stephen Colbert. Orlando Bloom was originally cast for the role, but got a papercut on set and quit. Luckily for Tolkien and all of consumer America, Stephen was there to step up to the plate and amaze us once more.