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An optician makes glasses for people who are either genetically inferior to Dr. Colbert, or want to look hot like Dr. Colbert.

Who Can Become An Optician?Edit


What Education Does An Optician Need?Edit

A comprehensive knowledge of the male anatomy. Especially the pelvic region.

What Do Opticians Do?Edit

Stare deeply into other men's eyes.

What Special Equipment Do Opticians Need?Edit


I see gays moving into your neighborhood


Opticians use special mechanical Mardi Gras masks to look into your eyes.

Where Do Opticians Work?Edit

Wherever large groups of men congregate.

How Much Money Do Opticians Make?Edit

Enough to purchase elaborate Mardi Gras masks.

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