Ad blocker interference detected!
Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers
Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.
And this is why she assembled her army: Oprah's Housewife Army (the "Oprah-HA")
Ritualized Redistribution of ResourcesEdit
- Oprah jumps up and down, shouts
- gives away cars, money
- Oprah-HA jumps up and down, shouts
- gives away tears, hugs
No matter how much jumping up and down and shouting America's men do, because of Oprah and the Oprah-HA, there are fewer and fewer women who recognize their God-ordained requirement to give away dinners, sex.