And this is why she assembled her army: Oprah's Housewife Army (the "Oprah-HA")
Ritualized Redistribution of ResourcesEdit
- Oprah jumps up and down, shouts
- gives away cars, money
- Oprah-HA jumps up and down, shouts
- gives away tears, hugs
No matter how much jumping up and down and shouting America's men do, because of Oprah and the Oprah-HA, there are fewer and fewer women who recognize their God-ordained requirement to give away dinners, sex.