A cross between leprechauns and pygmies, Oompa Loompas are a rare breed of little person who are
enslaved employed exclusively in Stephen's Formula 401K factory.
- Washing used beakers
- Singing and dancing for VIP visitors
- Contrary to popular belief Oompa Loompas are not illegal immigrants.
- Mitt Romney desperately wants to get his hands on some Oompa Loompas to replace his perfectly legal immigrant gardeners.
- Claims that Dennis Kucinich is actually an Oompa Loompa with bleached skin are totally false. Probably. Maybe.