Olympia Snowe
is a United States Senator
for the state of Maine
Olympia Snowe
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.
Stab in the back?
Or slap in the face?
Olympia Snowe is one of America's Frenemies.
Olympia Snowe
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Olympia Snowe is a former Republican goddess who stood for the all-American principle of Maverickness by occasionally considering reaching across the aisle before staying put on her side. In latter days, however, she has fallen from grace by having the temerity to walk there and tentatively sit down. She has thus become John McCain's evil maverick twin, taking over from Phil Gramm.

On October 13, 2009, she betrayed the lobbyists hard-working people of her state of Maine by voting with Barack Hussein Obama's evil cadre of death panelers. Real Americans now have no choice but to follow the advice of America's conscience, Rush Limbaugh, and show Maine some tough love; we must save America by setting a small part of it adrift at sea. No compassionate conservative could do less.

Kicking her to the curbEdit

She's not leaving we don't want her any more!!!![1]

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