Oliver Stone

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Oliver Stone
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Oliver Stone
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Oliver Stone to the authorities.
Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Oliver Stone

Oliver Stone is a hippie and Hollywood sodomite, who makes movies that damage America, her values and her resolve.

That said, he is now in Stephen's "cool book" because he (Stone) made W., a movie about The Greatest President Ever. Stone appeared on the October 9, 2008 edition of The Colbert Report and praised our greatest president with no trace of irony or sarcasm whatsoever. He's not out of the damnation doghouse — history shall never forgive him for Alexander, and neither shall we — but he's getting there.

October 9, 2008 NailingEdit

  • Stephen saw it last night and is distributing it online
    • very even-handed left-wing nut-job
  • Stephen likes how W. shows Bush's gradual development into a great man
  • Stone made an empathetic portrayal of President Bush; may be done in Hollywood
    • can't get a date in the 213 area code
  • Great movie or greatest movie?
    • greatest movie ever about our greatest president!
"Oliver Stone"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

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