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Oliver North
is a proud employee
of the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!
Oliver North
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

He supports our Greatest President Ever

Oliver North is a retired Lieutenant Colonel piece of S.H.I.T.[1] Military Commentator for Fox News. (Born October 31, 24A.D.) He started his career as a Roman Soldier for the Roman Empire.

Mr. North's Military CareerEdit

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“I thought using the Ayatollah's money
to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.” [1]
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~ Ollie's Assessment of Iran-Contra

Recent BattlesEdit

On TelevisionEdit

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Under OathEdit

Oliver North Factoids Edit

  • Smuggled drugs for noble purposes.
  • He never told a lie in his life.
  • He was a peacekeeping soldier, not a combat soldier.


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