Oliver Cromwell

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Oliver Cromwell
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

Oliver Cromwell was a genocidal mass murderer from England who came over to Ireland and oppressed Stephen's ancestors, particularly because of their belief in the The One True Religion and forced his people west of the River Shannon to farm rocks. If Stephen could go back in time he would bare knuckle fight Cromwell and kick his ASS!

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Oliver Cromwell can kiss my swinging Emerald scrotum!!!
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~ Stephen Colbert

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