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Old News (noun) is reported information that is irrelevant to winning the War On Terror. Old News is usually brought up by The Liberal Media in an attempt to distract The Greatest President from his mission of spreading the light of Liberty and Democracy.
People who talk about Old News are trying to further the terrorists' agenda.
What makes any news Old News?Edit
Any news becomes Old News once it has been through the news cycle once, and that means way before any investigative committee has had time to convene. Once the investigative committee is ready to go, who cares anymore? It's Old News!