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"Old News"
is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

Old News (noun) is reported information that is irrelevant to winning the War On Terror. Old News is usually brought up by The Liberal Media in an attempt to distract The Greatest President from his mission of spreading the light of Liberty and Democracy.

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Papa Rumsfeld rightly refused to answer any questions that contained Old News.

People who talk about Old News are trying to further the terrorists' agenda.

What makes any news Old News?Edit

Any news becomes Old News once it has been through the news cycle once, and that means way before any investigative committee has had time to convene. Once the investigative committee is ready to go, who cares anymore? It's Old News!


Examples of Old NewsEdit

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Old News
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

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