Oetzi, the Iceman is/was a 5,000 year-old caveman born just a couple of years after God created the universe. His mummified body was discovered in an iceberg near the border of Italy and Austria in 1991.
In 2007, questions surfaced as to the cause of Oetzi's death. He did not die of natural causes: In fact, it was...
2008 Presidential CampaignEdit
Oetzi was most recently seen in 2008, making appearances at rallies for then-Presidential candidate John McCain. Oetzi was an integral part of the McCain campaign's attempt to make the elderly Senator appear younger by comparison.