Nutz Brand Sparkling Soda Pop

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Nutz Brand Sparkling Soda Pop
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.


There's nothing quite like the refreshing taste of Nutz at the back of your throat.

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Mmmm... that's like swallowing nuts.
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~ Stephen Colbert
The Colbert Report April 3, 2006

Nutz Brand Sparkling Soda is The Colbert Report's official yearly tax advice sponsor. The brand's slogan is: "Nutz, the soda that is no longer produced."

Flavors Include:

  • Peanut
  • Hazelnut
  • Pistachio
  • Banana Nut
  • Creamy Nut

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