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Nudist beaches are where no god fearing American would be caught dead[1]. Nudist beaches are for strange foreign types who like Speedo swimming trunks barely covering their junk and Italian girls who like to go topless with their hairy armpits hanging out[2].


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  1. Across the street in the condo with binoculars, maybe, but only because they want to watch for whales
  2. Eeeewwwww



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