In this article, Wikiality.com will describe the most awesome way to utilize the word nucular: to generate electricity.
It has many uses, the least of which is reminding the rest of the world just exactly who kicks ass! (America, of course!)
It is great for making Nucular Weapons or as
an alternative the only fuel that allows you to go back in time. Originally, Jesus only let America have nucular power, but Bill Clinton gave it to France so now the terrorists have it.
Origin & HistoryEdit
The word nucular much like 'aluminum' was, for the longest time misspelled. The Axis Of Evil had caused Americans to misspell it 'nuclear'. And in some of the worst cases mispronounced as "nuclear". But this was all put back in order for the rest of the world after The Greatest President properly pronounced it properly: "nucular".
Dead nuclear officials are guaranteed.
Lies Tree-Huggers Tell About Nucular PowerEdit
Best Places To Store It Once You're Done Using ItEdit
See main article: Yucca Mountain
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