is something Middle-eastern,
which may or may not be very explosive.

The bringing of Easter to the Persians

Nowruze is how mooslims celebrate Easter.

They claim they are celebrating the spring or "Persian New Year", but everyone knows now that America has liberated them and flowers and candy was exchanged, they are celebrating The Resurrection of Our Lord And Savior, Jesus Christ.

And not the boring passage of time and/or the beginning of spring/end of winter.

It's about Jesus. And bunnies.

That's it.

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