Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Nostradamus-nejad is a terrorist.
Nostradamus is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

A psychic who "they" say predicted major world events a long long time ago. He could have just been practicing some ancient french jewy witchcraft for all we know, since he was from France. He didn't predict our Glorious Stephen and the rise of the Colbert Nation, now did he? I think he has just been nailed. "They" also say he predicted the Bear Uprising.

Famous PredictionsEdit

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