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|The Australian |
|Official Flower:||Freeze-Dried Desert Thistle|
|Official Language:||G'day'ese (Simplified)|
|Official Beer:||Yellow tinnie|
|Motto:||Fack it's hot, mite|
|Nickname:||the fly-over state|
|Governor General:||Whoever can drink the most beers that year.|
|Official Anthem:||Down In The Dole Queue|
|Population:||not real big|
|Remaining English Prisoner Population:||Unknown due to the majority of them have immigrated to Western Australia or Victoria.|
|Rabbit, Sheep or Kangaroo Population:||None, all eaten by saltwater crocs|
|Standard MPH:||None, State has adopted socialist metric system|
|Principal imports:||Beer, yank sailors|
|Principal exports:||Partial remains of German tourists who ignore croc warning signs near waterholes and rivers|
|Principal industries:||Waiting in dole queues|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Rains a lot half the year. Don't rain muh the other half.|
|Fun Fact # 2:||Dingo ate my baby!|
History of Northern TerritoryEdit
Very, very long, like millions of years, mate
Northern Territory TodayEdit
Not much different than before, 'cept there's more beer
Northern Territory Climate & GeographyEdit
Hot 'n' Dry or Hot 'n' Wet. Flat.
Northern Territory CitiesEdit
- Humpty Doo
Northern Territory LandmarksEdit
- Uluru/Ayers Rock
Northern Territory CultureEdit
Beer & women.
Famous People From Northern TerritoryEdit
- Mandawuy Yunupingu
- Dingo that stole that baby
A Typical Day in Northern TerritoryEdit
Very hot and full of having to defend young children and babies from the dingo who have gotten a taste for human flesh.