Al Franken
Norman Hsu has earned
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Hello, Norman Hsu
Asian and very good at math.

Mr. Hsu tried to hide in an orchestra

Norman Hsu whose dabbling in grand theft were only gateway crimes to becoming a liberal donor for Hillary Clinton.

Mr. Hsu was captured by the Justice Department, already overburdened with the William Jefferson $90,000 in the freezer case, the Sandy Berger documents in the underwear case and the still unsolved who murdered Vince Foster investigation.

Facts About Norman HsuEdit


Age: 56

Legal status: Pleaded no contest to grand theft in a 1991 California case related to a scheme to defraud investors. Agreed to serve up to three years, but did not show up for sentencing.

Occupation: Active in raising funds for Democratic candidates; describes himself as an apparel executive.

Board affiliations: Board of trustees, the New School (New York); board of governors, Eugene Lang College, the New School for Liberal Arts (New York).

Education: Bachelor of arts in computer science, UC Berkeley, 1973; master of business administration, the Wharton School, 1981.

Where Hsu's Filthy, Filthy Money WentEdit


  • Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee…$46,200
  • Democratic National Committee…$35,000
  • Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.)…$22,600
  • Rep. Doris Matsui (D-Sacramento)…$10,100
  • Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.)…$4,000
  • Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.)…$4,000
  • Al Franken, U.S. Senate candidate from Minnesota…$2,300
  • Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)…$7,000
  • Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)…$1,000

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